Tights. Everyone's got them. I own about a dozen pair myself. Unfortunately not everyone understands the rules imposed upon them when they decide to roll those suckers up their legs. I will only discuss one of those today because it is by far the most important and undoubtedly the most abused rule of all.
Cover your butt. Please. For all of our sakes. Unless you are Adriana Lima, no one wants to see that jiggling you've got going on. I'm really not sure what girls think when they put them on. Polka-dotted, zebra-striped whatever does not turn that two millimeter thick fabric into anything close to pants. Just tights as the only thing between the open air and your cellulite? Not ok. So please, add mini skirts, dresses, shorts, anything to complete the outfit. Whatever you do, make sure your junk is still in its trunk.
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